does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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