Me. At least after what I've been through.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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