just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
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