Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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