i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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