that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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