i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You are the jesus of drinking
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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