if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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