The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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