you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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