Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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