I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I don't deserve a penis
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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