no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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