You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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