i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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