If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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