Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
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She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
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