i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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