Plan B is the new Plan A
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Randomize
