i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
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