Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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