I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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