we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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