I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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