wrigley field is MILF paradise
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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