So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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