North Korea, Best Korea!
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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