She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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