my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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