Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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