dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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