How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
You've changed since you got that strap on
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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