check it out our google latitudes are spooning
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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