He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Why is your signature on my underwear?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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