You smell like stripper and shame
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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