im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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