there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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