69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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