doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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