got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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