Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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