the new term for farting is butt boxing.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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