I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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