11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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