Porn is love you can see.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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