The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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