So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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