Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Randomize
