Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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