i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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