Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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