I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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