not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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