My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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