Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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