Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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