Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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