just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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