it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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