I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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