Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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